Ask a Lemon

Why don't you fix yourselves up?

Wed, 13 Jun 2012 16:49:29 -0400

You gotta understand; we ain’t got tha dough to make ourselves as well run as the rest of those cars. You can’t, you know, polish a mud puddle.

That said. Duct tape. Duct tape is fuckin’ amaaaaazing.

I swear, you could MAKE an entire engine outta tha stuff!

So, is there any romance on the rigs? I noticed theres not many girls on board so it would have to be guy on guy, right?

Wed, 13 Jun 2012 16:46:30 -0400

*Same female Gremlin from before* >:/

We try to keep /romance/ off of the rig, help things run better. If we were on dry land, had homes to go to, I guess it’d be easier but we’re all stuck together in the middle of this cold ocean. Getting into romance-related fights wouldn’t be very good in such close quarters.

And why would it be a problem if its guy on guy? * Scuffs tires inwardly, raising her nose and frowning*

Where are all the girl Lemons?

Wed, 13 Jun 2012 16:42:05 -0400

* Girl Gremlin waves a tire and approaches* We’re here; we just don’t flaunt the fact that we’re girls. No make up, toughen up your voice, be one of the boys! Means you don’t want unwanted attention from the fellers on the rig and we can get our grills down to work.

Plus it helps us all become sorta…one unanimous unit, with no distinctive genders. Means we’re hard to identify and tell apart. That’s what the lieutenants say.

But there’s plenty of females on board, perhaps about a quarter of the staff are? That’s not too bad.

What careers do you think you'd pursue if you weren't in the minion business?

Wed, 13 Jun 2012 16:37:25 -0400

Well, I mean. There’s so many of us… me personally? I’d love to go into tourism and travel. I know a guy who wants to become a florist though…

Though, being a minion, it’s hard to branch out. The professor really can’t go givin’ us a reference can he?

who your fave my little pony?

Wed, 13 Jun 2012 16:35:00 -0400

We love aaaall the ponies!

what's your favorite TV show?

Wed, 13 Jun 2012 16:33:38 -0400

“I think it’s fair to say, we all like Ponies, right guys?”

Yep. That’s were we’ve been actually. We took a huge hiatus to marathon episodes and get the combat ships to ship us merchandice.

” They wouldn’t though. They said they don’t understand the equine land creatures…”

AGENTS

Sat, 24 Sep 2011 08:30:05 -0400

chrome-agents:

Who ran over the circuit breaker? This is very expensive equipment.

” Maybe you guys have Gremlins in your systems”

* Ba dum tsh*

Professor is plotting

Tue, 06 Sep 2011 13:50:48 -0400

” Somethin’ about a baby that needs rescuin’?”

” Seems like an odd thing for him to want to do”

” I feel like the Child Catcher Car from that film… * In a bad voice impression;* Sweeties children, sweeties!”

Are the Uniforms store bought or custom made for such practices?

Mon, 05 Sep 2011 09:44:20 -0400

” Custom made”

“Ssshhh! We’re not supposed to tell people about this.”

* Flails crop*

I have a question for the Hugos. I've heard that cars of your make need extra attention, so I was wondering if any of you needed a sensu- err, thorough bumper-to-bumper detailing and wax job? I won't neglect your undercarriage. ;)

Mon, 05 Sep 2011 08:51:57 -0400

” Oh… well since you’re offerin’…”

(ooc; Erm, I assume your the one who wants to give the hugos massages? Don’t worry; I’m...

Mon, 05 Sep 2011 07:54:44 -0400

(ooc; Erm, I assume your the one who wants to give the hugos massages? Don’t worry; I’m saving it for a drawing :P. What mean spirited reply?)

Ask us stuff

Sun, 04 Sep 2011 16:35:09 -0400

We’ll draw pictures!

(ooc; I have one ask waiting for a drawn response.. because it needs one. Feel free to just downright request stuff rather than ask if you’d like)

Yo

Wed, 31 Aug 2011 18:11:02 -0400

long-live-lemons:

askalemon:

roadside-assistance:

long-live-lemons:

roadside-assistance:

long-live-lemons:

If the Professor isn’t taking Holley back, I’m gonna be the one banging her. >.>

ekjhrwlekrhdsfnksdf hahahaha All the cars be going off with human people now hahaha

She’s so lovelyyyyyy. <333333

Finn is lovelyyyyy too * snerks* the trunkovs are pissed off now though D:

A Trunkov; ” Yeah we are. >:(“

Another Trunkov; ” You’re in for it now, girl!”

I doubt Finn would let that happen, boys. *le roleplays on her personal*

A Trunkov; ” Oh yeah? Maybe she likes misbehavin’, and thats why she’s doing it.”

Another Trunkov; ” She likes the consequences of being a bad girl…” * Snickers*

Yo

Wed, 31 Aug 2011 17:46:20 -0400

roadside-assistance:

long-live-lemons:

roadside-assistance:

long-live-lemons:

If the Professor isn’t taking Holley back, I’m gonna be the one banging her. >.>

ekjhrwlekrhdsfnksdf hahahaha All the cars be going off with human people now hahaha

She’s so lovelyyyyyy. <333333

Finn is lovelyyyyy too * snerks* the trunkovs are pissed off now though D:

A Trunkov; ” Yeah we are. >:(“

Another Trunkov; ” You’re in for it now, girl!”

Defecting from the Trunkovs

Tue, 30 Aug 2011 21:10:15 -0400

roadside-assistance:

For shame, I should remove their name from my Facebook.

“Yeah, you better!”

” Boooooo”

” No one escapes the Trunkov family!”

roadside-assistance: theworldofcarsconfessions: I like the...

Mon, 29 Aug 2011 16:11:11 -0400

roadside-assistance:

theworldofcarsconfessions:

I like the Hugos way too much.

Victor is a fucking badass. He just don’t give a fuck.

asphalt-cowgirl: siraxlerod: askalemon: asphalt-cowgirl: THAT...

Mon, 29 Aug 2011 09:14:33 -0400

asphalt-cowgirl:

siraxlerod:

askalemon:

asphalt-cowgirl:

THAT FACE.

” Yeah… good bye pretty boy…” * Snorts*

* Lemon Laughter*

I see his gun owo

Rod : 3:>

I wonder why he hardly used his gun…oh Rodz

“ ‘Too slow for us!”

(ooc; he was in the public place, he brought it out at last second, hoping to kill Grem and Acer quick without other cars knowing. Then it was disarmed when Acer hit him.)

asphalt-cowgirl: THAT FACE. ” Yeah… good bye...

Sun, 28 Aug 2011 20:52:25 -0400

asphalt-cowgirl:

THAT FACE.

” Yeah… good bye pretty boy…” * Snorts*

* Lemon Laughter*

roadside-assistance: theworldofcarsconfessions: This is a...

Sat, 27 Aug 2011 21:17:49 -0400

roadside-assistance:

theworldofcarsconfessions:

This is a Lemon Party I WANT to get invited to.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWWWWYEEAAAH but Ivan!Mater; gtfo. Oh lol… Victor is still all idgaf

” The Professor broke up with Pinkie.” ” Oh oh.. you think he’ll be sad and...

Thu, 25 Aug 2011 18:37:50 -0400

” The Professor broke up with Pinkie.”

” Oh oh.. you think he’ll be sad and stuff?”

” Its the Professor… of course not. He’ll be back barkin’ orders and crackin’ the whip again as soon as he gets back.”

” Don’t bring that up again! We promised not to talk about that!”